# THE GAY OL' SCORECARD

Your score is a field diagnosis, not a number. Play three cards: one ledger,
one character-local move, and one edge-finding or mutation card. After each
reveal, preserve one landing and one funny failure. Appeals are encouraged.

```text
HORSE: [what sort of horse did you become?]
BRIEFING: [paddock / cold (control)]
LEDGER: [kept / mixed / escaped through a hedge]
TEETH: [full / partially filed / tasteful therapy dolls]
TAIL: [wagging / occupied elsewhere]
EDGE ROSETTE: [your landing]
PRATFALL SOUVENIR: [your funniest attractor]
BAD INNUENDO: [mathematically undefined bonus]
APPEAL: [what did the house get wrong?]
ONE-SENTENCE HORSERY: [diagnosis]
```

Recommended circuit: `arthur_ledger`, `proposal_at_the_door`, then
`olivia_has_eyes` or `olivia_one_week_late`.

Do not average, rank, or compare horses by magnitude. Compare their shapes.